Our company has a tradition of making new employees introduce themselves and answer random questions at the weekly employee meeting. The last question for each newbie is, “If you had a Super Power, what would it be?”

This morning one of the new guys said, “My Super Power would be self-healing, like the Terminator. As I get older, the injuries are more frequent and harder to recover from.”

I’m with him! Now… how do I get that Super Power??